Britney Spears Writes!

Remember the week when Britney Spears shaved her head, got some tattoos and started beating on some paparazzis car with an umbrella? Yes, I know we will never forget about that. I think our great-great-great grandkids will even hear about that story.

Anyhow, Britney Spears has had a lot of time to reflect on her actions and has decided to write a letter to the photo agency which was her target during the umbrella attack.

Dear x17,

I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn't get the part. I'm sorry I got alil carried away with my role!

Britney

This letter was indeed written by Britney. 1: you can see the spelling errors. 2: You can sense the crazy bitter sarcastic tone that she has had for the past year.