There's way too much going on to separate these into different posts, so here goes...
• The pirates patch K-Fed was sporting at court yesterday was due to pink eye.
• According to court papers, K-Fed will keep the kids for another 3 weeks and Britney is ordered to attend three counseling sessions before their next court date which is scheduled for October 26th. Britney is also "ordered to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol."
• Britney's video for 'Gimme More' will air on TRL this coming Monday at 3:30 p.m.
• When photos caught up with Britney's mother Lynne in Kentwood, Louisiana she had a simple message for her troubled daughter, “I just want to say, I love my daughter very much.”
• ...and last but not least, despite several media reports, she will not be going to rehab.
Unless homegirl shaves her head again, we're not going to be posting anymore Britney stories today--we're over her.
