Britney Spears Shares Skimpy New Bikini Photo

September 9, 2013 By:
Britney Spears Shares Skimpy New Bikini Photo

Britney Spears is making music again, or singing into a robot machine that makes music, and to share in her exciting return to pop glory, she posted this bikini selfie on Instagram and it’s…underwhelming.

If we’re supposed to be falling over ourselves due to “hotness,” well, that’s not happening. Sorry Brit, why don’t you just #ThrowbackThursday to the “Slave 4 U” video?

Is it just us or does Britney look sleepy, like, all of the time?

Also, Britney posted this photo just a day before from the “Work B*tch” video shoot and she looks INCREDIBLE! How does she look like this backstage, and then once she gets in front of the camera, she looks like this?

Britney’s ability to become hot for the camera is quite literally the 8th wonder of the world. It’s actually unexplainable.