Detail number one: there will be lap dancing. Lots and lots of lap dancing.
"It's going to be a very intimate wedding with only immediate family and very, very close friends," a source told RadarOnline.com. "It will probably be a destination wedding in a very warm, tropical location."
And apparently, Britney wants everything to be as simple as possible. The source continued:
"There is absolutely no drama with the planning of the wedding and Britney will probably wear an off-white dress that will show off her killer bod."
When I hear quotes like this, mentally I squint and think, "okay, who is this?"
"Britney's sons are absolutely going to be a part of the ceremony as ring bearers, and Jason has something very special planned for the boys that will take place during the wedding," the source said.
Meanwhile, one of Spears' ex-handlers wants to write a tell-all book about the singer, namely it's about "orgies and hot tub sessions." Fernando Flores, the same dude who filed a lawsuit against Spears for sexual harassment, is now saying:
"Her tours were an anything goes environment. I heard stories of threesomes, orgies, girls making out - things that would make your hair stand on end."
Dude, we've all seen Jersey Shore. I'm pretty sure were completely desensitized to any kind of wild sex acts that could've gone on during a Britney Spears concert.
"I was in her bathroom and saw this picture of her in a tub with some girls. It was very sexual. She told me, 'That was on tour and s**t got crazy.' I asked what she meant and she said they all got it on. Her and the girls."
Big deal. Deena went down on Snooki after making out in front of everyone. Try again, buddy.