Britney Shops Nude

January 15, 2008 By:
Britney Shops Nude

If you thought Britney Spears couldn't get whacker, think again! Spears and her pap boyfriend went on a little shopping spree at the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, Calif.

Britney grabbed some dresses from the rack and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan. A few minutes she emerged completely naked!

A salesgirl said, "I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!"

The salesgirl went on to say, "I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you fucking come near me! Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

"I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. Then she muttered, 'Fuck you!' and left the store."

Another classy move from Miss Spears. She's the epitome of sophistication. She should consider teaching etiquette classes.