Britney Scares School Children

January 25, 2008 By:
Britney Scares School Children

I don't know whether this story is funny or sad. Troubled singer Britney Spears apparently showed up to a local elementary school earlier this week and insisted she was there to pick up her kids.

She allegedly arrived at the Beverly Hills elementary school and said she was there to pick up Sean Preston and Jayden James. But when the school questioned her she quickly changed her story.

A bystander tells Us Weekly, "She was just rambling and confused. She said, 'I'm here to pick up my kids.' But then she said, 'They aren't my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.' All I could think was, 'Who in their right mind would let her pick up their kids?'"

The witness went on to say that her erratic behavior, skimpy outfit, and chain smoking scared the little kiddies. "Some of the kids were freaked out".

She was eventually escorted out of the school's back entrance and drove off alone. Where were the paps when all this went down? They follow her to Starbucks everyday but miss something like this? I’m starting to really believe that Spears does call the paps herself but can also sneak out unnoticed whenever she wants.