Britney Spears is really desperate to rule the charts again - to put the "wow" factor back into the pop scene.
The once sexy singer - who took a career break to marry her trashy hubbie Kevin K-Fag and have their baby son Sean Preston - thinks there have been no exciting new acts since she's been away and is convinced she can shake things up.
She said: "I belong out there. There's a huge lull."
The pop tart, who has been at the centre of weeks of speculation she is expecting her second baby, added: "I haven't seen anybody out there who has had a performance where I'm like, That's f*****g awesome!' It's been a bit boring. Nothing's wowed me."
Your weight has ‘wowed’ me lately sweetie, gotta take care of that before you think about making a comeback.
































