Britney Attempts Motherhood

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After a whirlwind NYC trip, Britney Spears has decided to take it easy this week in Florida. How do you stay calm in a town like Miami? We hit the airport in Miami and we are already partying. Us Weekly is reporting that Spears checked into the Four Seasons in Miami on Monday.

"The hotel was full so we put Britney and the children in a two bedroom condo hotel room, which is very residential and like a big city apartment," a hotel source said.

"Britney called the concierge desk, saying she was not able to shop herself because she had no one to watch the kids, so would a female please go out and buy her a bright-colored bikini," says the source.

"Britney was totally wishing she had help to take care of those kids." All of this mommy stuff was too overwhelming for Britney, so she decided to cut her trip short and flew back to LA last night in a private jet. Hey at least she is trying to make the effort to be a good mommy and care for her kids alone. I give her props for that.

Speaking of Brit-Brit and her kids, meet Jayden James. This is reportedly a pic of Britney's latest and greatest, you know the one she's been trying to hide from the world.