Britney Announces Her Backup Career

March 3, 2011 By:
Britney Announces Her Backup Career

Britney Spears says if she ever gets tired of her pop singing career, she will quit and become a full-time mom.

What if we get tired of her career though? Because "Hold it Against Me" was either the worst music video I've ever seen, or the most entertaining commercial I've ever seen.

Britney said in an interview with V Magazine, "I'll be a full-time mom, which would be cool. I'd miss my fans and all of the love the most, but I definitely would not miss having my picture taken everywhere I go."

I wouldn't either, if one of the first pictures that came up under my name in Google Images was of me, bald, beating the shit out of a car with an umbrella.

Spears says she's been trying to stay out of the public eye since her sons were born, because she doesn't want to expose them to the fame game. She also added that she enjoys some traditional roles in her home, including cooking.

"I love to cook, especially for my boys. I also make a mean southern sweet tea from a recipe my mom passed on to me. It's really good. I love it. I make it for my boys all the time."

That's sweet, y'all.