Another day, another wardrobe malfunction for Britney Spears.
Spears was on her way to Starbucks on Friday when she almost had another nip slip for the eager paparazzi.
After struggling with her dress for a few moments, she finally said 'screw it' and undid both straps and drove around town in a red bikini top. That's classy.
It's a scientific fact that anorexics cannot get pregnant. Nicole Ritchie's vaginal cavity expels air and she quiffs, thus her clothes pillow out which makes her look pregnant. Let's hope for the sake of those around her that it didn't stink or gush semen!
- Dr. Ruth Westheimer -
- Mayo Clinic -