Most people’s first sexual experience is awkward. You don’t know what you’re doing, how to act, how to feel. Bristol Palin tried to help the situation by adding alcohol to the mix, but got pretty wasted instead.
In her new autobiography, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, she confesses she was drunk when she lost her virginity to d-bag of the century: Levi Johnston.
She says it happened during a camping trip and she woke up alone in the tent with no recollection as to what happened. Johnston, meanwhile, "talked with his friends on the other side of the canvas."
How do you not have any recollection? Sure, it wasn’t exactly the most romantic situation, but it’s a little hard to forget your first time.
Obviously it wasn’t as bad she thought because they started doing the dirty pretty regularly, until she got preggers in 2008.
She was on birth control at the time so she took 8 pregnancy tests to make sure. Someone skipped a pill-bad girl!
The memoir describes Johnston as a "gnat" who is "constantly spreading false accusations against our family."
That seems pretty accurate.