Word has it that actress Brenda Song is pregnant. Don't know who Brenda Song is? Congratulations, you're a grown up. The rest of us like to wake up on Saturday mornings to eat Lucky Charms and watch reruns of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Song starred on the show as "London Tipton", a spoof of Paris Hilton, albeit a little more innocent and a little less vapid.
If you don't get Disney Channel references, Song also appeared in The Social Network.
So who's the father of Song's supposed fetus? Trace Cyrus, the tatted up brother of Miley Cyrus. Trace is a musician in the band Metro Station.
The couple has reportedly been quietly dating for several months, making their first public appearance together in May on the red carpet. Song allegedly used to date Joe Jonas and Trace was romantically linked to Demi Lovato. Cyrus ripped on JoBro a couple of years ago:
"I'm not trying to clean my image to many anyone happy. I could have gone the route of the Jonas Brothers. Those guys can't live their lives freely. They have to put out this image that's totally fake."
Okay, we get it. You're the badass of the family. But who can blame the guy? He has to hold his own. His sister is Hannah Montana and his dad is the Achy Breaky Heart guy. Cyrus continues:
"I don't think any of them would be much trouble. I'd never lay a hand on Nick—I love that kid—but the other two better not get in my way."
Alright, come on. Threatening to fight a JoBro is pretty low. That's like saying you're gonna kick a puppy for biting you.
Brenda Song also recently ditched Disney. Earlier this month, Brenda left International Creative Management and signed a new contract with United Artist Agency. Song had worked with Disney since she was 17 years-old. Since then, she got an Oscar nod from The Social Network. Song stars in an upcoming flick, Boogie Town. It's supposed to be a sci-fi/dance battle/romantic film. Yeah, I don’t get it either. Star Wars meets Footloose meets Love Story? I don’t know.
The movie is set to be released in October and also stars Marques Houston.
Hollyscoop contacted Song's reps for a confirmation, but we have yet to hear back. Updates on the way!