Brenda Song

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Word has it that actress Brenda Song is pregnant. Don't know who Brenda Song is? Congratulations, you're a grown up. The rest of us like to wake up on Saturday mornings to eat Lucky Charms and watch reruns of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

Song starred on the show as "London Tipton", a spoof of Paris Hilton, albeit a little more innocent and a little less vapid.

If you don't get Disney Channel references, Song also appeared in The Social Network.

So who's the father of Song's supposed fetus? Trace Cyrus, the tatted up brother of Miley Cyrus. Trace is a musician in the band Metro Station.