Jack White and Wife Throwing a Divorce Party

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Jack White and Wife Throwing a Divorce Party
Jack White is throwing the most depressing party ever.

The White Stripes singer has announced his plan to divorce his model wife, Karen Elson. And they’re requesting the presence of their friends and family to celebrate the disunion.

The two will be having their six anniversary Friday, and they want to combine the celebration by having a party for their divorce. The couple said in a statement:

“We remain dear and trusted friends and co-parents to our wonderful children Scarlett and Henry Lee. We feel so fortunate for the time we have shared and the time we will continue to spend both separately and together watching our children grow. In honor of that time shared, we are throwing a divorce party. An evening together in Nashville to re-affirm our friendship and celebrate the past and future with close friends and family.”

I’m assuming there will be an open bar. The party will take place Friday night and the couple has promised, “dancing, photos, memories and drinks with alcohol in them.”

The couple added in the invitation: “This is only for close personal friends so please no plus ones or dead beats. Please help us celebrate together this anniversary of the making and breaking of the sacred union of marriage with our best friends and animals."

A divorce party with booze and animals. I'm no psychic, but I foresee at least one food fight.  
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