Twihards, try to control your twihard-ons. A brand new trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn—Part 1 has just been released.
Alright, all the Twilight freaks left to go watch the clip, so between the rest of us, this is insane, right? Either I'm having déjà vu, or this trailer already happened. Is this movie ever coming out? Or are they just going to keep releasing two-minute clips every few months to keep the hype up? How many more melodramatic Kristen Stewart facial expressions can we see? So many questions.
Basically, Robert Pattinson's character, Edward Cullen, marries Kristen Stewart's character, Bella Swan, in a beautiful ceremony. After much sanctimonious vampire banging, Edward knocks Bella up. And the fetus is an assh-le.
"It's crushing you from the inside out," Edward tells Bella, worried.
Don't worry honey, if Nadya Suleman can pull it off, you can do it.
Jacob, yells "You did this!" to Edward. And I'm not going to say anything bad about Taylor Lautner simply because, he's adorable.
Anyway, it looks like the main conflicts of the movie are Kristen Stewart fighting for her life and then a bunch of vampires making sure that vampire baby survives. And you thought your family was pressuring you to have kids.
A new poster was also released, which shows Bella and Edward embracing. Also, Bella is wearing a giant engagement ring that puts Kim Kardashian's to shame. But that's not news to fans, they've seen that ring before. It's the same ring Edward proposed with in Eclipse.
In the book, the ring is Edward's mother's ring from the 1800s and was said to be made of gold that "made a glittering web around the diamonds." Can't get that stuff at the Jewelry Exchange.
So far, the general consensus of the trailer among Twilight fans range from loving it to really, really loving it. Laura Byrne-Cristiano, who owns the website TwilightLexicon.com, writes:
"Fantastic. Definitely my favorite [trailer] of any of the movies. I think [director] Bill Condon absolutely nailed it. He got everything: action, romance and an amazing collection of individual shots. There's got to be close to 100 individual shots in that trailer, and it's just absolutely stunning."
And that's exactly how were going to see this movie in its entirety—100 shots at a time.
Breaking Dawn, parts 1 and 2 are the two final film of the series. Breaking Dawn, Part 1 hits theaters on November 18th.
Check out the trailer below: