Don't Call Lindsay Fire Crotch

June 3, 2006 By:
Don't Call Lindsay Fire Crotch


Note to Self: Never piss off Lindsay Lohan or she will want money from you and humiliate you in public. In Touch is reporting that Lindsay Lohan didn’t think a written letter of apology was good enough after calling her fire crotch 500 times in front of video cameras so she has decided to humiliate Brandon Davis. “Her lawyers have now sent Davis a letter warning that Lohan may sue him if he doesn’t make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology to TV. I am sure the 250k wont be a strain on Brandon’s very very deep pocket, but I’d pay to see that apology on TV. Maybe he will break a tear while doing it too. Now that’s good television! Where is Paris Hilton in all this? Isnt it funny how she was the instigator and she got away with all of it. I would make her life a living hell if I were Lindsay.