Here’s the thing about Brandi Glanville, sometimes she shares too much and it’s kind of like “omg be quiet” but every once in a while a TMI gem will slip through.
Exhibit A: Brandi Glanville reveals that she bought a new vagina with her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian’s credit card.
Obviously she didn’t buy a new va-jay-jay, she got vaginal rejuvenation surgery and let me warn you, we just Googled it and are going to have nightmares for a year now. Don't Google it, just don't do it.
In Brandi’s new book, Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, she details her revenge surgery on Eddie after his affair with LeAnn Rimes.
“I would ask Eddie from time to time if my vagina was the same after childbirth. He always said yes, except once,” Brandi writes in the book, “He was actually quite vulgar.”
Once they separated Brandi, “decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina, he could pay for a new one.”
Wow, this makes Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats” song sound like a lullaby.
After the surgery Eddie saw his credit card bill and calls Brandi, “a week after the vaginal rejuvenation surgery, he was on the phone screaming, ‘What the f-ck cost you $12,000? Did you get a nose job?’”
Brandi told him, “Yes. A nose job,” and then hung up the phone.
Yeah, we’re definitely buying her book. I can’t even imagine what she has to say about LeAnn Rimes.