Bradley Cooper Says Being Sexiest Man is a Joke

December 3, 2011 By:
Bradley Cooper Says Being Sexiest Man is a Joke

Bradley Cooper was just handed the worlds greatest honor bestowed upon any human male in the history of the world and he calls it a "joke." 

Ok, so Bradley Cooper was recently named the Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine and he says "it's a bit of a joke." Ok, all joking aside (or not?) it is a joke, because Ryan Gosling is totally hotter than Bradley Cooper, so jokes on you America? Hahahha? 

Cooper is honored to be the Sexiest Man, but also not really. 

"It's been a weird couple of weeks, I did originally laugh and then I just started crying," he said. 

Why crying? Because it hurts? Because it hurt when he fell from Heaven? Because baby boy, you are an angel! HEYOOO! 

He hopes that being super sexy doesn't take away from his acting career, which is funny because he thinks he's gotten all his acting roles from being something other stupidly attractive. 

"I'm glad it doesn't detract from my work, I hope it doesn't! It would be unfortunate it if did because I'm not really that guy at all," says the sexy star. 

And what guy would that be? Huh? Let's say it together, GEORGE CLOONEY. Let me tell you, that is a guy who knows his sexy worth. 

"I guess it's a bit of a joke," says Cooper, "I hope that it won't change things."

Bradley has previously revealed that he's surprised that he even got this title because he claims that he doesn't look like a model, even though he totally does.


"I think it's really cool that a guy who doesn't look like a model can have this [title]," he said. 

"I think I'm a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying," says Cooper. 

Well, if that's the case, then Bradley Cooper is the most attractive horrifying individual ever. Also, bonus points for most humble-brag ever. "Oh, I'm Bradley Cooper and I'm sometimes attractive but sometimes not attractive. Do you relate to me America?"

In other Bradley Cooper news, he's rumored to be dating French actress Melanie Laurent. He was maybe-dating Jennifer Lopez for like a second, after J.Lo managed to find a boy-toy even younger than Cooper he moved onto a new gal. 

Laurent is known for her role in the Tarantino flick "Inglourious Basterds" and the two were spotted in Paris this past weekend getting lunch and a movie together. The next day they got dinner at his hotel. So it's pretty serious, probably.