Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger Split

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And finally, the world was as it should be. After two years together, Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have called it quits.

According to US Magazine, multiple sources have confirmed the break-up.

Why am I imagining the split to go something like this:

BRADLEY: I think we should see other people.

RENEE: I can’t see anyone. Literally. Is that you?

BRADLEY: Ok, I’ll be having sex with somebody else now.

The couple started dating in 2009, and have kept their relationship under wraps for the most part. In a recent interview on the Howard Stern Show, Cooper denied rumors of any engagement.

Reps for both parties declined to comment. And just when I came up with the perfect couple name for them: Rooper. Oh well, maybe we can use it if she starts dating Anderson Cooper. No? Fine, I'll work on one for Oprah and Gayle.