Along with all the testosterone-fueled fun of Sunday’s big game, movie studios will spend plenty of time (and money) trying to convince you to buy tickets to their new movies.
Here’s a look at some of the upcoming films you can expect to see teased in between game play…
World War Z: Brad Pitt tries to save his family from a massive zombie attack.
“What is this,” he asks a government official, who answers, “We don’t know.”
Unfortunately, because the spot makes absolutely no mention of a zombie apocalypse, WE DON’T KNOW either!
The Lone Ranger: Johnny Depp stars as another eccentrically dressed character in this series revamp from the 1950s.
Depp talks more in this new trailer. Oh, yeah… Armie Hammer’s in it too.
Oz the Great and Powerful (Teaser): This is quite possibly the shortest teaser in the history of cinema, yet both James Franco and Mila Kunis manage to get sound bites in…
“Am I dreaming?” and “You’re in Oz.”
Message received: Our movie is so damn good that we don't even have to try to get you to watch it. Just pay us, b*tches…
Star Trek Into Darkness: Chris Pine returns in this J.J. Abrams sequel that looks like it could out awesome the likes of Avatar with its special effects.
Just pure epic triumph in this one-minute adrenaline ride… P.S. Zoe Saldana is a B-A-B-E!
Iron Man 3 (Teaser): RDJ returns as Tony Stark in Iron Man 3. This time, Ben Kingsley appears as a creepy, not-bald dude.
Top Gun 3D: It’s the same as the original, only with an added dimension. Surprisingly, the homoerotic undertones are even more pronounced in IMAX 3D.
Snitch: Surprise, surprise… Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in yet another action movie. Something about a drug deal…