'Kung Fu Panda' Gives Sex Tips To Brad Pitt

April 20, 2012 By:
'Kung Fu Panda' Gives Sex Tips To Brad Pitt

What’s wrong with this picture? The "Kung Fu Panda" is giving Mr. Smith advice on his sex life…


Jack Black advised Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie that their sex life will totally improve once they make it official with a wedding. During an appearance on “Entertainment Tonight,” Black compared his marriage to voice actress Tanya Haden to the Brangelina relationship.

“I think sex improves once you’ve sealed the deal,” Black announced, citing a somewhat “end of the road” theory.

“Once we sealed the deal and shut off all the exit holes and said, 'No, this is it. We're in it for life,' then we really let loose."

Black and Haden’s marriage is six years strong and two kids deep, so they must be doing something right.

But, really… Brad and Angelina?

It seems the only people qualified to give these two authorities in sexual magnificence bedroom advice are either Tommy Lee or maybe God himself.

But Black didn’t stop there. He also had some honeymoon tips.

“I recommend to Brad and Angie, go to Big Sur for your honeymoon, said Black. “Leave the kids with the nannies just for a couple days."

This isn’t the first time that Black made Brangelina headlines either. You may recall the comedian’s slipup when he revealed the couple was having twins in 2008.

Brad and Angelina are off in the Galápagos Islands having their normal, boring sex for now. The couple and their six children are celebrating the engagement.