Literally Anything Is More Exciting Than Blake Lively

July 22, 2014 By:
Literally Anything Is More Exciting Than Blake Lively
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Blake Lively is strikingly beautiful. She seems totally approachable. And yeah, we're sure she's very, very, very, nice. But then again, so are many things. Like, we mean that literally: things. 

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This month she scored her third Vogue cover ever - quite an achievement for someone who hasn't been in a movie or TV show or on the scene in general for about two years - and people began to wonder if she's really exciting enough to warrant this much media attention. Because if that's the case, there is a lot of stuff in this world that is much more exciting, like...

1. Merry-go-rounds

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And other things where you just go ‘round and ‘round in circles are literally more exciting.

 

2. Dandelions

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3. The movie Lincoln

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4. A double feature of the movie Lincoln and The English Patient

Dreamworks SKG

 

5. Sleeping grass

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6. A goldfish

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7. This bowl of steamed cauliflower

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How…appetizing.

 

8. Buffering

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9. The color beige

 

10. Studying for the LSATs

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(Unless you’re Elle Woods at Harvard. Then that’s super exciting!)

 

11. Scrunchies

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Crumpled, lifeless scrunchies.

 

12. A bagel with no cream cheese

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Like, what’s the point?

 

13. Watching someone play a video game

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14. A game of Spider Solitaire

Microsoft

 

15. A debate over which is better: PCs or Macs

YouTube

 

16. Listening to someone explain why they're "gluten-free" for the 10th time...

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17. Or hearing about the dream they had last night

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Gaaawd, I’m about to fall asleep and have a dream of my own if you keep talking.

 

18. Saltines

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19. 93 minutes of this elevator music

 

20. A magazine cover of Kate Bosworth

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Oh well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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