We’re hyperventilating. Barely able to get through this sentence because what are words anymore when BEYONCE IS PREGNANT?!
Run over and look out your nearest window, it’s a Friday afternoon and the skies, they are parting, all is right and perfect here on the planet Earth and all other celestial bodies with identical atmospheres, because BEYONCE IS HELLA PREGNANT.
Multiple sources have confirmed to E! News that the singer is expecting baby number two with rapper Jay-Z because, Oh, My, Bey.
This. Bey. Be. Pregnant. Yes. She. Be.
Music’s most powerful couple have remained tight-lipped on the baby rumors, the is-she?-or-isn’t-she? topic that has consumed all of entertainment media and our dreams this week.
Regardless, the news is blazing through Twitter, like wildfire in the shape of multiple Beyoncés facing each another, with industry figures such as Russell Simmons and Wendy Williams extending their congratulations online.
We will update accordingly, once our blood pressures have equalized and we begin to feel motor function in our hands once again.
In the meantime, Hollyscoop reached out to Beyoncé’s rep, but haven’t heard back in time for publication.