Report: Beyonce is Having a Baby Girl!

October 26, 2011 By:
Report: Beyonce is Having a Baby Girl!

Jay-Z’s got 99 problems, and, according to reports, a woman is going to be at least two of them. An insider has revealed that it’s a girl for Beyonce.

“Beyoncé is thrilled she’s having a daughter,” the source told In Touch. And while she would be happy with whatever popped out, she’s been secretly hoping for a girl. “She and her mother are so close, and she’s wanted to have that relationship with her own child,” the friend explained.

Well, who wouldn’t want a girl? They smell better, there’s no chance of your face getting peed on while you’re changing a diaper…men are difficult even when they’re babies.

According to the mag, Beyonce has already been on expensive shopping sprees so she can play dress up with her daughter when she makes her debut.

“Her family’s afraid there won’t be anything left to buy for the baby shower in December!” the friend joked.

I’m sure they’ll throw in a diamond encrusted, baby-safe iPhone or something on the registry.

And according to the mag, Bey and J have already picked out their baby’s godparents, too. Gwyneth Paltrow will be the godmother, while Kanye West will be the godfather. I picture Kanye with cotton balls in his mouth, sitting behind a desk and petting a cat.

It’s been reported that Beyonce has already gone all out for the nursery, building a 2,200 foot room for the baby. Her mom, Tina, is designing it, and the singer has already spent over $100,000 on a crib, changing table and other baby-related furniture. For 100 grand, that crib better babysit, too.

And Jay-Z wants some input on the room, too. The hip-hop mogul apparently wants “a Yankees mobile hanging above the crib,” according to the family friend.

“He’s a huge Yankees fan and wants to share that with his child — boy or girl.” And Beyonce has okay’ed the decor. “She caved on that demand, since he’s letting her select everything else,” the friend said.

Another friend says that Beyonce’s cravings have ranged from waffles to ice cream with hot chili sauce. She’s also been getting morning sickness advice from Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth allegedly advised her to lay loose diamonds on her belly.

That’s celebs for you. Eating saltine crackers just won’t do, you need raw diamonds. Celebs also probably cure hiccups by drinking a glass of water sprinkled with a few flakes of gold. And instead of Band-Aids, they wrap their wounds in vintage Louis Vuitton.