Ever since Solangate 2014, rumors have been circulating that all is not well in the House of Bey. The latest to hit the web is that following their joint On The Run tour, Beyoncé and Jay Z will announce their separation, and possible divorce.
Now, Beyoncé’s not one to directly address anything that’s written about her. That’s not her vibe. Instead she’ll come at the press in an oblique fashion. That’s when her Instagram enters the ring. Every time a news item is published regarding her supposedly rocky marriage, a photo is posted showing a united front. And they all seem to be saying the same thing.
“LOL wut divorce rumors?”
“What’s a divorce?”
“Can someone point me in the direction of this, what’s the word again…oh, yeah, divorce?”
“Is it to the left, to the left?”
“Does a divorce look like this?”
“Cuz I don’t see it.”
“Help me understand when I’m getting divorced LOL.”
Kissing them divorce rumors goodbye, one Instagram photo at a time.