Blue Ivy Has the Dopest Mom (It's Beyonce)

May 8, 2014 By:
Blue Ivy Has the Dopest Mom (It's Beyonce)
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Everyone wants to be Beyoncé when really everyone should want to be Blue Ivy.

First of all, Beyoncé is your mom.

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The thought is enough to make you dance.

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*AND NEVER STOP DANCING*

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She takes you on regular tropical vacations.

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Here you both are, chilling in the ocean.

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She lets you play with her iPhone.

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She even puts you in a song.

 

And lets you rehearse with her at the Grammys.

Your voice that is.

 

You get to chill backstage in countries whose names you can’t even pronounce yet.

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You have the best highchair in the universe.

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Make that a throne, actually.

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(By the way, this is a pretty good highchair too.)

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Not to mention you have your own matching crown.

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Also, Beyoncé’s your mom!

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Yes, this woman.

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YOUR MOM.

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We can’t reiterate it enough.

 

Not to mention your aunty is Solange.

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She makes sure you have the most coveted wardrobe at the daycare.

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Like, this is what your baby shoes look like.

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She’ll bring you up to be the most independent woman.

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Your first word will probably be “feminism.”

 

To value your individuality.

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And just love you unconditionally.

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You’re Blue Ivy.

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And you’re #blessed

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