Everyone wants to be Beyoncé when really everyone should want to be Blue Ivy.
First of all, Beyoncé is your mom.
The thought is enough to make you dance.
*AND NEVER STOP DANCING*
She takes you on regular tropical vacations.
Here you both are, chilling in the ocean.
She lets you play with her iPhone.
She even puts you in a song.
And lets you rehearse with her at the Grammys.
Your voice that is.
You get to chill backstage in countries whose names you can’t even pronounce yet.
You have the best highchair in the universe.
Make that a throne, actually.
(By the way, this is a pretty good highchair too.)
Not to mention you have your own matching crown.
Also, Beyoncé’s your mom!
Yes, this woman.
We can’t reiterate it enough.
Not to mention your aunty is Solange.
She makes sure you have the most coveted wardrobe at the daycare.
Like, this is what your baby shoes look like.
She’ll bring you up to be the most independent woman.
Your first word will probably be “feminism.”
To value your individuality.
And just love you unconditionally.
You’re Blue Ivy.
And you’re #blessed