Beyonce: See, I'm Not Pregnant

May 23, 2013 By:
Beyonce: See, I'm Not Pregnant

 

More news quietly making it’s way out of the fierce Republic of Beyoncékhstan, where rumors of a second destiny’s child are literally driving the village doctors at every celebrity gossip blog insane.

It all reached a wild apex of invisible baby mania when a little hamlet by the river called E! News tried to magically will a fetus into Beyoncé with their minds last Friday.

It didn’t work it seems. Why? Because Beyoncé ate tuna on Tuesday.

While enjoying a little down time this week (again: not because she’s pregnant) in the south of France, the singer shared a photo of her dinner menu, which possibly hints at her childless womb. Front and center on the evening’s carte du jour is a starter Salad Nicoise, a French mixed salad topped with tuna and anchovies.

Because of its high mercury content, tuna’s a much-disputed food for expecting mothers. Some say it’s potentially harmful for the baby, others say as long as it's not marinated in Jack Daniel’s, it’s fair game. Then there’s Beyoncé, an obsessive control freak Virgo, who wouldn’t even make eye contact with the cartoon fish on a can of StarKist if she were pregnant.