Beyonce: No TV at Christmas

December 21, 2011 By:
Beyonce: No TV at Christmas

Beyonce and Jay-Z have a “NO TV” rule over the Holidays. But then how do they avoid talking to their family? Oh wait.

  Apparently the Knowles family and the Z family (What’s Jay-Z’s last name? Shawn Carter? RIGHT) get along so well that over the Holidays, Beyonce wants everyone to get along and talk to each other.

  “I will be with family. We are both so busy throughout the year that Christmas is just a time to relax with family and count the many blessings in your life,” says Queen B, "Christmas Day is a no-TV zone. We just like to sit and talk together as a family."

  Geez, if my family were forced to do that someone would have emancipated along the way. I used to play a super retched Holiday movie, like I dunno, Jack Frost, and no-one would come near the TV room, allowing me to enjoy Christmas in peace.

  Beyonce ads that she kind of forgot to buy gifts for her husband, because she was busy filling the stocking of her unborn child.  

“I can’t say, it has to be a surprise! Seriously, though, we both keep seeing super-cute stuff for the baby, so I am sure even our presents for each other will involve the baby in some way!” admits B.

  Jay-Z opens like 100 onesies and a burping cloth on Christmas day, feins excitement, “Wow, this is greeaaattt. Remember when you bought me that $2 million Bugatti Veyron? Why isn’t that happening still?”