Beyonce Blogs Bikini Cleavage

November 15, 2012 By:
Beyonce Blogs Bikini Cleavage

 

Because a Beyoncé photo a day keeps the doctor away, you probably want to make her Tumblr your home page starting right now.

The 31-year-old goddess, who’s been social media trigger happy lately after finally jumping on the Instagram bandwagon, uploaded a few photos to her website of all the things so fine in life you wouldn’t be able to comprehend them without a quick Wikipedia first (turns out a bottle of Saint-Émilion Grand Cru 1996 is very fine).

In a new shot worth a particular mention, Beyoncé gives her divine visage to us au naturel, relaxing on a yacht baring cleavage in a bikini. There’s also a  half empty bottle of brew behind her proving that my recurring dreams of beers with Beyoncé is in fact based in reality.

Turns out this series of snapshots aren’t all that new, either. They’re from Bey’s September birthday celebration while cruising the high seas in the south of France with Jay-Z and baby Blue Ivy, but she’s only inviting us to the party now.

Other photos show the singer cutting into a chocolate cake with icing spelling out “Happy Birthday [heart shape] Blue + Jay,” the reddest strawberries I’ve ever seen, and the luckiest chicken in the world who got to give its own life and be served to Beyoncé.