After the hospital shot down rumors that Beyonce and Jay-Z had rented out an entire floor of the Hospital, the couple were spotted leaving the hospital in a caravan of black mercedes vans with tinted windows.
We know that those cars were transporting the Carter-Knowles clan, because who else leaves a hospital in an SUV with black-out windows besides celebrities, rappers, and cast members of "Mob Wives"?
Lenox Hill Hospital officials confirmed the news that Beyonce, Jay, the baby and both her parents left the hospital early Tuesday around 1:30 am, or late Monday night depending on how hard you party.
They had to sneak out at that late hour in order to dodge the paparazzi, because Beyonce and Jay-Z have previously stated that they don't want to sell the rights to their baby photos or have any photos taken.
According to an onlooker, the family's exit was "very precise, very military-like. Immediately, security personnel began leaving the hospital."
Beyonce's birth caused such a commotion, that their were rumors that not only had Beyonce and Jay paid $1.3 million to seal off a private wing of the medical facility, but also that regular (i.e. non famous) pregnant women were being denied from the neonatal ICU.
Fortunately for us mere mortals, none of that was true.
Beyonce released this statement, "Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful, we are in heaven. She was delivered naturally at a healthy 7 lbs and it was the best experience of both of our lives."
Nothing about having a baby getting pushed out of your uterus says "peaceful" to me, but I'm not a celeb, what do I know?