14 Reasons Beyonce and Jay Z Have the Relationship We All Want to Have

January 21, 2014 By:
14 Reasons Beyonce and Jay Z Have the Relationship We All Want to Have
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The skies have parted this morning to shower us with this glorious news: Beyoncé and Jay Z will descend from their penthouse (which is actually in heaven) to take the Grammys stage this Sunday.

So, not only will you get the chance to watch them in their E.L.E.M.E.N.T., but also have yet another chance to gaze upon their absolutely perfect relationship; the one we all want to have.

 

1. These two have been Mr. and Mrs. Ride-Or-Die from the beginning…

 

…to the end.

 

2. Everything in BEY-tween has just been one continuous stream of perfection:

And we’re totally JAY-lous.

 

4. From the carpet…

 

5. To the audience…

 

6. To the stage…

They might as well just renew their vows right there on the Grammys stage.

 

7. Not that they really need to, their love is obvious.

They're always winning.

 

8. And crazy in love obvious.

 

9. Matching our Tims, don’t care who knows it obvious.

 

10. Not just drunk in love obvious.

 

11. But so drunk in love, we’re going to need an Uber SUV for the whole night obvious.

And now we have a hangover from their awesomeness.

 

12. You can’t keep them from staring into one another’s eyes.

 

13. Because they’re Beyoncé and Jay Z.

 

14. Solid as a ROC.