The former “Real Housewives of New York” star, Bethenny Frankel admits she and her husband Jason Hoppy are struggling in the bedroom department…if you know what I mean…and I think you do, because I pretty much outlined it in the headline of this story.
“My marriage is not perfect,” says Bethenny, “Intimacy is challenging.”
The saddest thing is, they’ve been married less than 2 years. But like most celebrity couples, two years is pretty much the expiration date, so she should be thankful, really.
She also admits to Life & Style, “Jason’s penis has cobwebs on it.”
Eww. No really, that’s the least desirable penis reference I’ve ever heard. Let’s leave the cobwebs out of it, ok? I knew what you were talking about when you said “intimacy is challenging” and now all I can think about is spiders crawling around his…err, moving on. Also, Bethenny Frankel for TMI Award of the year? Yes.
Not only do they rarely sleep together, she says they are just getting too boring. “Jason and I are just settling into what married life really is, without the excitement of a wedding and the baby,” admits Frankel.
Frankel is known for her Skinnygirl franchise, which is a line of cocktails for skinny women? I think? Anyways, because of her business savvy, she says it’s her drive for success that is making her relationship so difficult.
“We come from totally different backgrounds, and we’re going through it. I’m in therapy. I’ve always been good at business, but I’ve always struggled with relationships.”