Kimberly Stewart Having Benicio del Toro's Baby

April 11, 2011 By:
Kimberly Stewart Having Benicio del Toro's Baby

In the most bizarre news of the week, Life & Style is reporting that Kimberly Stewart, daughter of rock star Rod Stewart, is pregnant with Benicio Del Toro’s child.

In case you’re in disbelief, Benicio’s rep confirmed, “Kimberly is pregnant. Benicio is the father and is very supportive.”

I’m not sure where these two could've possible met to have engaged in coitus. Benicio is an Academy Award winning, 44 year-old actor, and Kimberly, as far as I know, hasn’t left the house since 2006, when she briefly served as Paris Hilton's Nicole Richie replacement.

“Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby,” Benicio’s rep continues.

My best guess is that they were walking down the street in opposite directions, and, like fish, their genitals accidentally grazed when they passed each other.