President Barack Obama Says Anthony Weiner Should Resign

June 13, 2011 By:
President Barack Obama Says Anthony Weiner Should Resign

President Obama has been mum about Rep. Anthony Weiner, but now, the President is saying,

“I can tell you that if it were me, I’d resign.”

A pretty bold statement to suggest the man should give up his job, but let’s face it, there’s another pretty lucrative career Weiner could easily transition into. And he wouldn’t even have to come up with a porn name.

Obama was interviewed by Today show anchor Ann Curry, and he continued,

“Well, obviously what he did was highly inappropriate. I think he's embarrassed himself, he's acknowledged that, he's embarrassed his wife and his family.”

If anything, Weiner should resign based on the fact that he doesn’t know how to use the Internet. The man can’t even send his penis to the right person, what kind of Area 51 sh-t is he going to accidentally Tweet? We don’t need all our conspiracy theories surfacing because this guy can’t use a Smartphone. He can pretty much kiss his Illuminati invitation goodbye.

Obama added, “When you get to the point where, because of various personal distractions, you can't serve as effectively as you need to -- at the time when people are worrying about jobs and their mortgages and paying the bills -- then you should probably step back."

Step back, Weiner. Just make sure you don’t poke anyone’s eye out while doing so.