Donald Trump Gets What He Wants: Obama Birth Certificate

April 27, 2011 By:
Donald Trump Gets What He Wants: Obama Birth Certificate

It's official, Barack Obama came out of a woman's vagina just like the rest of us. So Donald Trump, you can go back to your real job, which is telling Lisa Rinna how much her lips have improved.

For the past couple of weeks, Donald Trump has been begging for the Obama Birth Certificate, and after the White House released it, proving Obama really was born in Hawaii, Trump says he's "very proud" of himself.

Donald Trump's next autobiography should be titled, "I'm Very Proud of Myself". Because his self-righteousness is seriously on par with that of a comic book villain. I wouldn't be surprised if he decided to rewrite the Bible because "God did it half-assed".

Obama instructed the White House to release his birth certificate because he believed the distraction to be bad for the country. In a news conference, Obama said, "We’re not going to be able to solve our problems if we get distracted by sideshows and carnival barkers."

He is, of course, referring to Donald Trump, whose response was, "Today I'm very proud of myself, because I've accomplished something that nobody else has been able to accomplish. I want to look at it, but I hope it's true, so that we can get on to much more important matters ... he should have done it a long time ago."

The only word I can use to describe Donald Trump's circle of logic is: Mindf-ck.