Last night, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney went head-to-head to see who can win at being President. Okay, that’s not at all what really happened, but last night’s debate was an hour and half of red tie/blue tie, some references to Big Bird, and me wishing I could keep watching “The X Factor.”
Anyways, here’s what the **celebrities** were tweeting about the Presidential debates, because that’s what you came here for.
Lady Gaga, breaking down tax codes for her loyal followers: “I believe its important to note before this begins that Romney is a millionaire and paid well below the average tax rate, paying only 13.9%.”
Samuel L Jackson, using expletives because he can: “What is that F-----n' Look on Mitt's face?! Half grin, half smirk, All Fear! WTF!”
Snoop Dogg, being Snoop Dogg: “#TeamObama”
Bill Maher, playing devil’s advocate: “i can't believe i'm saying this, but Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter”
Jenna Jameson, the former porn star. THAT Jenna Jameson: “Get em @MittRomney !!!!!! You are the best!”
will.i.am, describing the energy between Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey…oh wait: "Its tense in here"
Shaq, not sure why this ISNT basketball: “Obama got his Jordan Kobe game 6 poker face. He Dnt break wooweeee”
Eva Longoria, still has a crush on President Obama: “I'm in New Zealand watching the presidential debate! Obama is killing it on health care! #Obama2012”
Alec Baldwin, talking about drugs: "Both men need to speak slower. Only these DC hustlers talk this briskly. Or meth dealers"
Roger Ebert, being dirty: “Obama needs to use the "Bush" word. #debate”
Cher, not sure she understand what “caps lock” is: “CAN’T watch! He is a Stooge 4 the Gop W/O HONOR,who Lies EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS MOUTH ! HE REALLY DOESNT CARE WHAT HAPPENS 2 the 47% !”
Sarah Silverman, voting for the president based on bone structure: “Mitt has Republican good looks”
Donald Trump, making this about himself: “As a big job creator, I was greatly honored to have been mentioned twice tonight during the debate.”
Kirstie Alley, wishing she could vote for Bill Clinton: “not usually this politically general... but debate was lack luster at best... Bill Clinton.. show em how it's done!!!”
Nick Cannon, creating a potential rap album for Mitt Romney: "Still didn't hear any new ideas from Flip Romney!"