Avril Lavigne Is Hot Topic’s Longest-Serving Employee

April 24, 2014 By:
Avril Lavigne Is Hot Topic’s Longest-Serving Employee
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You may know Avril Lavigne for being a singer, which is her primary profession. But everything in her career also resembles a part-time job as a Hot Topic retail associate at your nearest mall.

Avril’s always ready for work, forever dressed in the company uniform…

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…which is basically just thick-rimmed eyeliner.

 

And it looks ~amazing~ when she’s in work mode…

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…which is basically just sad.

 

The only way to pull her out of her sadness is with bright and kitschy cartoon clothing.

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She has different colored hairstreaks every other day of the week. Here she is on a Monday:

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Wednesday:

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Friday:

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Saturday:

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She takes her job very seriously, which you can tell by her non-prescription glasses.

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Unless you’re a disgruntled employee. Then you can expect the coldest, gothic shoulder.

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She lives, sleeps, eats, and breathes in a hoodie 24/7.

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But the main reason she’ll be working at Hot Topic forever? She’s stuck in a perpetual state of rebellious adolescence.

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