Audrina Patridge's Reality Show Got Cancelled

September 2, 2011 By:
Audrina Patridge's Reality Show Got Cancelled

Another one bites the dust. Guess people are finally getting sick of watching rich women deal with their rich women problems.

Audrina Patridge, former star of The Hills, recently had her on VH1 reality show, Audrina. But she’s now revealed that the show is over.

“We finished in April and I kind of decided I wanted to take some time off from reality.”

I’ll give you a moment to soak in the irony. Because between strutting on the beach and getting paid to show up places and drink pina coladas, I think she took a break from reality a long time ago. Reality is overrated.

“I want to do something like acting or hosting,” Patridge said.

Oh, I get it. Like, an actual job. Cool.

As far as plastic surgery rumors, Audrina says they're ridiculous:

“They always ask me about that because of Heidi [Montag] and there’s all these rumors and they all say I’ve had, like, six procedures, and I’m, like, ‘Where do you get that?’ Look at the pictures. I fluctuate in weight a lot,” she said.

I’m pretty sure Audrina is just naturally beautiful, but I do love how celebs always chalk plastic surgery rumors to weight loss. Heidi Montag should’ve tried that. “What? You think I look like a totally different person because I had a billion plastic surgery procedures in one day? Naw, man, I just went on a diet.”

Patridge continues: “as far as my face, I’d never had anything done.” But when asked about breast implants, Audrina backed down: “I don’t like to talk about that.”

Well who would? Who would want to say, “yeah, these puppies are 700cc’s.” Oh right, JWoww.

Audrina admitted: “Well, see, I have this chest problem.”

Chest problem?! Yeah, I have a chest problem too. Namely, I don’t have one.

“My bone right here, It’s higher on this side? It’s pectoralis something,” Audrina said. “So I’ve always struggled with that. You could see they look different sizes all the time.”

Did this chick just make up a medical condition to dispel plastic surgery rumors? She’s a f-cking pro!

Boob job or not, Audrina Patridge just has good genes. I was pissed off at first, too, because, it’s really really unfair, but you’ve got to accept it. And her mom is even hotter. Not many middle-aged women can upstage a twenty-six year old. And even fewer can upstage a twenty-six year old who’s Audrina Patridge. But while they were walking on a Malibu beach together, Audrina’s mom, Lynn, totally upstaged her daughter in a bikini.

Judging by her drunken rant a while back, I’m pretty sure you can’t light a match within thirty feet of this woman. All the alcohol she’s drenched in makes her a fire hazard. So I don’t know how she manages to look the way she does, but whatever Lynn Patridge is doing to maintain her youth, it’s working.