Have sex with A-list actor? Check! Hire lawyer? Check! Tell the world everything for money? Let the fame whoring begin!
After becoming a major factor in the reported split of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Sara Leal has spoken out about the night of her torrid affair with the Two and a Half Men star. And I know I just criticized her for giving an interview, but yes, I'm still eating up every juicy detail about her story. I'm a hypocrite, but I'm still an American.
If you haven't been keeping up with Ashton and Demi's love life, well, first of all, good for you, because you probably have a very important life with very important things going on. But the rest of the world knows that the two are allegedly on the rocks, following the news that Kutcher banged this 22 year-old Sara Leal chick in San Diego. The kicker is, it was the night of his six-year anniversary with Demi Moore—September 24.
Leal tells Us Weekly that Ashton "just came up to me and kissed me." After parting with a bunch of friends in Ashton's suite at the Hard Rock Hotel, Sara, a couple of her friends, Ashton and a friend of Ashton's were left, and they did shots and got into a hot tub completely naked.
"I didn't think it was out of the ordinary," Leal admits. "I wasn't self-conscious about getting naked."
Of course you weren't. If I've learned anything from The Real World San Diego, it's that people from San Diego have no problem getting naked.
“In the hot tub it was me and my friend Marta and Ashton and his friend. Later my other girlfriend, Alexis, joined us but she just put her feet in and didn’t take her clothes off. Ashton looked hot naked. Alexis started asking all these random questions. She was like, ‘Aren’t you married?’ He said, ‘I’m separated.’"
I'm separated. For the next six hours. My wife just doesn’t know.
“That’s when it first occurred to me whether he was married. I don’t really keep up with celebrity couples ... If I had known from the beginning he was happily married, none of this would ever have happened.”
Leal and Ashton then went to Ashton's room sometime after 6 a.m. "He lost his towel and I took my robe off," Leal says. "Then we had sex."
Leal says, "He was good. It wasn't weird or perverted." Leal also told Us that it wasn't safe. According to her, Kutcher did not wear a condom during their one-on-one encounter."
For most of us, job security means working hard and impressing your boss. For Sara Leal, it means sparking pregnancy rumors, getting fat to fake a baby bump, and then getting paid for another interview.
After sex, the conversation turned to politics. "I told him I was a Lutheran from Texas. He said, 'Oh my gosh! Are you a Republican?'" Leal says.
Ashton then asked Leal about "up-and-coming candidates. I said Rick Perry. He asked if I'd vote for him. I said I didn't know and he laughed. He laughed at pretty much everything I said."
And I'm sure it's because you're a hilarious comedian and not because you're a total dingbat. Rick Perry? Is that like, a whiskey?
Leal says they banged for a second time, and Ashton said, "I enjoy things like this because I'm an actor 90 percent of the time and it's fake. It's nice to have moments that are real."
Want a real moment? Try volunteering at a soup kitchen next time instead of trolling for ass in San Diego.