In the midst of all the Arnold Schwarzenegger drama, we want to celebrate the celebs who haven’t strayed.
These men’s wives and girlfriends have them on lock down, but judging by the ladies they’re with, I don’t think they’d want to go anywhere anyway.
Mark Consuelos: Anytime I see these two together, it’s usually Kelly Rippa in a hosting chair talking about how great Mark is, while he’s wrangling a kid or something offstage. When asked about his dating life before Kelly, the actor replied, “I don’t remember life before Kelly.” Awwwww. I don’t know if that’s a “cute aww” or an “aww that’s sad”—you decide.
Seal: Seal started dating Heidi Klum while she was pregnant with someone else’s child. Since then, the two have been the cutest couple on the red carpet—often wearing matching costumes. Heidi told Oprah, “I met him in a hotel lobby in New York, and he just came from the gym, and I was like, wow.… I pretty much saw everything. The whole package.”
Tim McGraw: They’ve appeared in music videos together, are constantly duet-ing, and if that’s not enough to gag you, McGraw has said, “Faith has kept me alive. She's saved my life in a lot of different ways.” Adorable. Disgusting, but adorable.
Ashton Kutcher: When asked if he and wife Demi Moore will have children, Ashton said, “Do we want to have more kids? I don’t know. I’m not really in charge of all that”. I hope he’s suggesting it’s Demi who’s in charge of it and not his publicist.
Nick Cannon: Mariah Carey married her biggest fan. Nick Cannon has said, “Every time I’d do interviews and they’d ask, ‘Who is your celebrity crush?’ I was like, ‘Mariah Carey! I’ve gotta meet Mariah Carey!’” At the Academy Awards, Mariah spat out a mint and made Nick hold onto it. Hey, Mariah is a self-proclaimed diva. He knew what he was getting into.
Marc Anthony: Marc Anthony makes no attempt to hide his whipped-ness. “She’s always been the boss!” Anthony said of Lopez. “No question about it.”
Usher: Usher has a weak spot for women. While he was dating Tameka Foster, it was rumored that after she butted heads with Usher’s mom, Usher fired his mom as his manager. Now that he’s dating his co-manager, 43 year-old Def Jam exec Grace Miguel, Usher is reportedly replacing his stylist, choreographers and tour managers per Miguel’s orders. If you work for Usher, make sure you’re in good with the girlfriend.
Denzel Washington: Denzel has been married to his wife for over 27 years, longer than he’s been a Hollywood heartthrob. When asked what his secret to a successful marriage is, he says, “I do what she tells me.”
Michael Douglas: Michael and his wife Catherine Zeta-Jones have been through a lot together. She stood by his side through cancer, and he fully supported her when she announced she was being treated for bipolar disorder. But when they married, Douglas submitted to a prenup that gives Jones $5 million if he ever cheats on her. No mistress is worth five million.
Keith Urban: Nicole Kidman’s husband said, “I don’t want to be away from my wife for more than two weeks—I prefer it to be even less.” Refreshing, because most men can’t seem to get away. I guess being married to Nicole Kidman helps, though.