Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Won't Divorce

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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Won\'t Divorce

It’s one of the weirdest Hollywood relationships of all time, and they’re in no rush to make it any less weird.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher reportedly have absolutely no plans of filing for divorce. This according to each of their respected lawyers.

TMZ is reporting the news, saying that sources close to both sides of the non-legal table have made zero moves to contact their lawyers about the divorce—nor do they plan to.

The update also disproves that there is an ongoing money battle between the two and that they have been arguing about how to divide assets, which is what some outlets have been reporting.

This lack of effort to bury the freakin’ hatchet is already weird for several reasons, but mainly because Ashton appears to be in a new committed relationship with his former “That ‘70s Show” costar Mila Kunis. Demi has appeared to move on as well, finally getting around to changing her Twitter handle from @mrskutcher.

As of this month, the couple has been separated for a year now, a fact that only further frustrates the situation. Still, Demi and Ashton seem perfectly content with remaining legally tied together for the time being.

The only logical explanation to this act of passive aggression is a theory we already reported that the couple was never legally married to begin with. Demi and Ashton were reportedly united “in a symbolic Kabbalah ceremony.” Meaning, there are no legal ties to each other and no need for the headache of a courtroom mess. At the end of the day (which was last November), the two could just go their separate ways.

But who knows what to believe anymore with this bizarre scenario. It’s getting tiresome just keeping up with their shenanigans.

Demi and Ashton…if you could just let us know what’s going on for reals that’d be great. OK? Great. Bye.

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