There he is!
Hiding behind a homeless person wig and a Zach Galifianakis beard for what felt like ages, Ashton Kutcher has emerged clean shaven and with a new haircut. He looks like his old-self again, like the "hot" Ashton Kutcher we remember and the Ashton that occasionally makes appearances in my dreams, I mean, Nikon commercials.
Appearing at a TCA panel for Two and a Half Men, Ashton debuted his new look, but was surprisingly still wearing his wedding band.
The actor fidgeted with his wedding ring the whole panel and told audiences that his clean-shaven look is "related to the show, completely," and then teased "Tune in Monday."
Sadly, I will tune in. Also, we are overlooking the fact that he is still wearing his wedding band despite his split from Demi Moore, on account of his new haircut is revealing how great his facial symmetry is. Now let's keep talking about his hair some more!
Then Ashton went on to talk about his hair and beard for way too long, in what I like to refer to as "celebrities saying boring things but we listen because they are attractive!"
"I'm sure there will be people now that I've cut my hair and shaved my beard that want me to have long hair and a beard," says Ashton, "And there were people that when I had a beard and long hair they wanted me to be shaved and have a haircut."
Hold the press! Is he saying that some people like him with long hair and a beard while OTHER people don't like him with long hair and beard? Some people like beards and some people DONT like beards, is what I think Ashton is trying to say. Let me try and wrap my head around this one.
However, Ashton says he cut his scruffy looks because "these guys wrote a screenplay that dictated that I cut my hair and shave my beard at some point," according to the actor.