Ashton Kutcher Returning to “Two and a Half Men” Next Season

May 1, 2012 By:
Ashton Kutcher Returning to “Two and a Half Men” Next Season

Finally we can rest in knowing that Ashton Kutcher is returning to Season 10 of “Two and a Half Men.” says that Ashton will reprise his role of Walden Schmidt next season and will earn about $700,000 per episode.

This is all very nice but I’d prefer to get a confirmation on the status of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis’s “relationship.”

It’s also been reported that Jon Cryer will get “a bit less” than Ashton’s $700,000 paycheck and the ½ man Angus T. Jones will receive $300,000 an episode.

The trio only signed a one-year deal, so we still have to find out if the 10th season of TAHM will be it’s last! Dun dun dun!

They had to bring Ashton back for another season, they couldn’t kill him off like Charlie Sheen, that would just be lazy writing. Well, they could have put his character in a coma, that’s always an option.

Speaking of Charlie Sheen, his attorney Marty Singer sent a "cease and desist" letter to a NY strip club for using his name! File this under, “Charlie Sheen Not Okay With Strip Clubs” – it will be the ONLY story in the folder.

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club, one of those strip clubs where you eat sushi off a naked woman, had named their VIP room the “Charlie Sheen” room, plastering photos of the actor throughout the room. This upset Charlie so much that he threatened to sue so the club removed the photos and his name.