Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore haven’t officially announced their split, but they’re not exactly doing much to prove they’re still together. On Saturday night, Ashton showed up to Bill Clinton’s fundraiser without Demi, leading to further speculation that the marriage is on the outs.
Although, I have to say, this news kind of pales in comparison to Sara Leal telling the world they boned without a condom on. But anyway, Clinton held a “Decade of Difference” concert, and Kutcher, along with a handful of other celebs, attended the event. Kutcher smiled and waved to the crowd before announcing a performance by Usher. And while Demi wasn’t anywhere to be found, Kutcher was still wearing his wedding ring. So just what is going on here? I know these two are probably busy mending whatever relationship they have left, but you’d think they could take a couple minutes out of their day and let us know what’s going on. That’s just manners.
On Friday, a Wetzel & Sons moving truck was also reported to be spotted near Ashton and Demi’s home. Well, it turns out, the truck wasn’t near their place at all. According to TMZ, it wasn’t even on their street. So nothing to see there. And then, in the wake of all of their passive aggressive Tweeting, Ashton finally mentioned Demi in a Tweet, writing: "Big night for TV #twoandahalfmen Bears vs Lions and @mrskutcher's 5. My tivo might explode.”
He then added: “@mrskutcher good luck tonight! you should be proud.”
Demi didn’t respond. It was devastating. For me. I was waiting all day for her response.
So yeah, we’re getting a lot of mixed signals from these two. But I know how we can put an end to all of the Ashton Kutcher cheating rumors once and for all. Have Ryan Seacrest call and offer him a dozen free red roses.
Send them to Sara...and write on the card: 'Are you #$%#ing serious, I didn’t wear a condom?'
Demi is also still wearing her wedding ring. She was two weeks ago leaving a nail salon and sporting the giant rock. She’s also been wearing it as she promotes her new TV movie, Five. The film follows the stories of five different women who have battled with breast cancer.
Before this whole cheating thing got really scandalous, Demi was busy Tweeting a bunch of philosophical messages that seemed to address her floundering marriage. And I’m sure that’s exactly what philosophers hoped for when they said profound things…that it would be Tweeted by celebs when their husbands had sex with random 22 year-olds in San Diego.