Sharon Osbourne Might Castrate Arnold Schwarzenegger

June 22, 2011 By:
Sharon Osbourne Might Castrate Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold, Sharon Osbourne is after your penis. But before you pull out the Binaca and comb your hair back—it's not what you think.

The outspoken wife of legendary rocker Ozzy Osbourne recently said Arnold Schwarzenegger should be punished—greatly—for his transgressions.

"I would have chopped his willy off," Osbourne said. "Arnie's willy would have been down the disposal unit spinning around, that's where it'd be—and I'd make [Mildred] clean it up. That mop would have been wrapped around her head."

I admire Sharon's confidence, but Arnold Schwarzenegger's penis 1) seems to have a mind of its own; and 2) is obviously pretty powerful. I think it'd put up a pretty good fight. And Sharon isn't a very big woman. If she's not careful, she might just come out of this pregnant.

"I was really, really disappointed at him for being so horribly disrespectful and deceitful to do that in your own home. He can do whatever he wants in hotels on the road, whatever, knock yourself out, but you don't disrespect your family by doing it in your own home. To me it's just unthinkable."

Sharon has famously stuck with Ozzy through infidelities and drug problems, so for this woman to say she'd cut off someone's penis, it's pretty bad.