In between Whoopi Goldberg’s farts, Jane Seymour went on The View to apologize for suggesting she knows about other love-children Arnold Schwarzenegger might have.
I mean, really. At this point can we stop calling them love-children and use a more accurate term? Like “had to get my balls off-children?”
While promoting her film earlier this month, Seymour told CNN Schwarzenegger “was obviously jumping the gun before everyone else told the world the news. And from what I gather there will be lots of information coming people’s way.”
She added that she “heard about two more children.”
“I met someone who knows him well,” Seymour said. But on Friday, Jane told the ladies of The View:
“Anything I said was stupidly based on stuff I heard in the media. I feel so badly for Maria and the children.”
Seymour said she felt compelled to discuss the subject because it was similar to the plot of the film she was promoting. She added that she’s been through similar troubles. So, for the record, Jane Seymour has no inside knowledge of the Schwarzenegger transgressions. Not that her retraction is going to help him any.
You don’t have to be Nostradamus to know that Arnold probably has a whole village of kids somewhere out there. In fact, all that money he donates to kids’ charities is probably child support payments.
Since news of their divorce, Shriver has hired a private investigator. If you’ve never met your real dad, prepare to find out its Arnold Schwarzenegger.