Michael Jackson once sang, “The kid is not my son.”
With the news of Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child leaked, let’s recap other famous love children over the past decades that you may or may not have heard about.
John Edwards: The former senator and democratic nominee for President fathered a child out of wedlock while his wife had cancer! Then he denied the child was his for two years and made a sex tape with his mistress, Rielle Hunter. There are a lot of slutty politicians, but homeboy is a sociopath.
Prince Harry – Prince Harry might actually be a love child himself. His dad should be Prince Charles but it’s very possible that his pops could be Princess Dianna’s lover, James Hewitt. Who is Prince Harry’s dad? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? The world may never know.
Liv Tyler – Liv Tyler spent the first 9 years of her life as Liv Rundgren until her mom told her that her dad was actually Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. That was in 1986 and Aerosmith were insanely popular rockstars. If that happened today, that would be like some 9-year-old girl finding out her dad is Finn from Glee and her mom is Lady Gaga.
Heath Ledger – After Heath Ledger’s death it was speculated that daughter Matilda might not be his only child. According to his Uncle, when Heath was 17 he had an affair with a married woman 8 years his senior. That woman then had a kid that might actually be Heath’s love child. Welcome to Cougartown teenage-version-of -Heath!
Jude Law – Not only did Jude Law cheat on wife Sienna Miller with the nanny, he also has a child out of wedlock with model Samantha Burke. Jude’s love child, Sophia, was conceived during a brief fling between Jude and the model. Jude didn’t meet Sophia until she was 5 months old and has an agreement that he will visit her only twice a year. Not cool Jude.
Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice – Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice have a child together. Murphy and Spice girl, Mel B, dated for a while before Mel realized she was pregnant. The two broke up and Murphy denied the child was his until a DNA test could prove his paternity. Strangely enough, this sounds like it could be the plot of an actual Eddie Murphy film. “Who Dat Baby?” – Eddie Murphy plays 5 different characters in this comedy romp about a crazy single guy who finds out he has a kid!
Kim Stewart – Benicio del Toro. Although they are not in a relationship, Academy Award winner Benicio Del Toro and socialite daughter of Rod Stewart, Kimberly Stewart, are expecting a child together. Stewart has the weirdest dating history, a baby with Benicio and in 2005 she was briefly engaged to Talan Torriero from Laguna Beach (To refresh your memory, Talan was the guy who wasn’t Steven Colletti).
Cristiano Ronaldo – The sexy soccer star is also a single dad. Ronaldo has a son, Cristiano Jr., from a one-night stand with a 20-year-old student he met in London. Ronaldo has sole custody of the boy but is receiving a lot of help raising him from his own mother, Dolores. Just keep doing underwear ads Ronaldo and we’ll forgive you.