Best Celeb Tweets of the Week: 5.20.11

May 20, 2011 By:
Best Celeb Tweets of the Week: 5.20.11

With the impending apocalypse, here is the last ever weekly Twitter wrap up. See you all in hell.

@patrickschwarzenegger: “some days you feel like s—, some days you want to quit and just be normal for a bit, yet i love my family till death do us apart. #family”.

As the news of Arnold’s affair worsened, Patrick changed his last name on Twitter to “Shriver.” Coincidentally, a bunch of other teenage aged-children changed their last names to "Schwarzenegger."

@tiamowry: “Watching 16 and pregnant and I can't take it! How many "likes" can someone say in LIKE one LIKE sentence:/ do all teenagers talk like this?!”

That show is the reason no one LIKES the Midwest.

@ddlovato: “I've been working so hard to get healthy and fit.. I can't believe I'm about to do this but I'm so excited.. Here's…” (along with a bikini pic).

I miss the days when cell phones were just used for calling people :/

@MillaJovovich: “Well guys, I'm signing off 4 a few days! My family weekend break has officially began. If the zombies come, remember break their necks or shoot them in the head. Good luck tweeps! Xo m”

It’s all fun and games until the clouds start parting. When we see four men on horses, it’ll be: “awe, f-ck! Should’ve Googled more about that doomsday sh-t!”

@F_T_L_F: (Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s dad) “Eva Mendes ..Now thats a woman with the whole package....Snooki take note.”

Forget Jersey Shore, my newest guilty pleasures is Frank Sorrentino’s, YouTube Channel. He scares me a little bit, but listening to him call one of the cast members a “first class Italian pig” is totally worth it.