Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mistress is a Man-Eater

May 23, 2011 By:
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Mistress is a Man-Eater

Apparently Mildred Baena, the “other woman” and baby mama of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s lovechild was a total man-eater. Sources close to the Schwarzenegger maid claim she was very aggressive when it came to pursuing men. We shouldn’t give her all the blame, I mean, could you resist Mildred Baena? Do a Google image search of Mildred Baena before you answer that question.

The mistress rumors don’t stop there. Former “Dr. Quinn” actress, Jane Seymour, recently told CNN that she’s not surprised about the former Governor’s lovechild and that she “heard about two more [out-of-wedlock kids] somebody else knows about.”

How Jane Seymour is an expert on Schwarzenegger's infidelity is suspicious, but if this is true, we can expect a Tiger Woods-esque media blitz to unravel. Like all cheating famous men, they have their “types.”

Tiger Woods liked sleeping with prostitutes and Arnold apparently likes household staffers that look like crazier versions of Charro. To each his own, I guess. Just wait until the pool boy comes forward.

Maybe Arnold cheated because of workplace stressors. Arnold and Baena’s son was born in 1997, approximately the same time that Arnolds film career wasn’t exactly stellar. Remember “Jingle All The Way?” Yeah, me neither.

To avoid more media scandal, the Governator is laying low for a while; so don’t expect Terminator 5 to start shooting tomorrow. Remember in the 80’s when Arnold starred in “Predator?” There’s got to be a “that’s what she said” joke in here somewhere.