When I was a kid, I always wanted Arnold Schwarzenegger to be my dad. Turns out, it was more possible than I thought.
Just days after she gave birth to Arnold Schwarzenegger's child, Mildred "Patty" Beana separated from her husband, whose name is listed as the father on the child's birth certificate.
My guess is, the kid came out, yelled "It's not a tumah!" and the dad said, "That's it, I knew it. I'm out!"
Despite the birth certificate, when Baena did officially file for divorce from Rogelio de Jesus Baena in 2008, she did not list him as the baby's father.
At that time, TMZ reported a photo Arnold took with the maid around Christmas of 2000, as well as a photo of Arnold and Patty dancing at a private party three years before she birthed his child.
I've looked at the pictures. Maria Shriver hired the ugliest maid she could find and that STILL didn't stop Arnold.